A lawyer, known more for his drinking at the bar than for his practice before it, died in poverty. The other attorneys from the city, feeling sorry for his family, started a fund to cover his funeral expenses. A local businessman was asked to make a contribution.” Will you please donate a dollar, so we can bury a lawyer?” Only a dollar to bury a lawyer?" asked the businessman, "Here's $100 -- go and bury 99 more of them."
In another indecent, a man went to his lawyer and told him, "My neighbour owes me $500 and he doesn't want to pay up. What should I do?" "Do you have any proof?", asked the lawyer. "Nope," replied the man. "Okay, then write him a letter asking him for the $1,000 he owes you," said the lawyer. "But its only $500!" replied the man. "Precisely, that's what he will reply and we will have the proof we need," said the lawyer.
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